According to the start of the video, I ain't got a prayer.
Thanks, @vaughn! This tuesday, I'm taking it to the machine shop. They said it would cost 25-30 dollars, PLUS! He's going to grind the valve seats some, and re assemble the head for me!
http://tedsenginemachineservice.com/engine-repair/4103898
They've been there 51 Yrs!