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5 hours ago, Joe Breaux said:

taste like chicken ....or baby seal 

My wife says I am often "bad"--several years ago we were at one of the various "zoo-like" attractions Florida offers (I do not remember which one in particular, they are pretty much interchangeable). In the gift shop they offered at one end of an aisle a basket of mini-baseball bats bearing their logo, and at the end cap of the opposite aisle a basket of stuffed baby seals under a "Today's Special" sign. Seeing this a an opportunity too good to miss I pulled the basket of bats over next to the basket of seals so as to orchestrate a theme for the display--this was but one of the times my wife called me "bad".

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yeah, people just dont have a sense of humor anymore.. everyone is so "sensitive" and offended at everything ...just sad that they have now made an entire industry of "grievances"... Ole Billy was right... " FIRST, we kill all the lawyers"

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Better watch what you print here. Soon you'll have the jack booted thugs hammering on your door for expressing your hatred for attorneys, and you'll be arrested for being a domestic terrorist. 

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1 hour ago, T-boss 410 said:

Better watch what you print here. Soon you'll have the jack booted thugs hammering on your door for expressing your hatred for attorneys, and you'll be arrested for being a domestic terrorist. 

no doubt..... but that might prove a bit diffuclt ....besides, as long as its not on communist TWITTER,... its not official...lol

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