What do you do when

[Joe Breaux]

some crazy sh%t there 

[Travis]

i think as random as it is, it may be a corroded/ bad crimp on a connection somewhere for the starter circuit.

[T-boss 410]

Ahhh, just rewire the whole darn thing 😎

[Travis]

2 hours ago, T-boss 410 said:

Ahhh, just rewire the whole darn thing 😎

Come help me and I will, you bring the duct tape LOL

[T-boss 410]

How many rolls do you figure you might need?

[cliffyk]

You're gonna need baling wire too--and it goes without saying, beer...

[Travis]

On 3/6/2021 at 9:01 AM, T-boss 410 said:

How many rolls do you figure you might need?

about 4 rolls of Gorilla tape, bring some glue in case we need to fix our hair too, LOL!

 

[Travis]

8 starts today and not a problem at all.

[T-boss 410]

22 minutes ago, Travis said:

about 4 rolls of Gorilla tape, bring some glue in case we need to fix our hair too, LOL!

 

Hey now, I ain't got enough to spare (hair, that is).

[Travis]

1 minute ago, T-boss 410 said:

Hey now, I ain't got enough to spare (hair, that is).

LOL!

[Joe Breaux]

I hear GORILLA GLUE works great on hair  and hardly burns the scalp at all 

[cliffyk]

1 hour ago, Joe Breaux said:

I hear GORILLA GLUE works great on hair  and hardly burns the scalp at all 

I heard that too--it was just a whiie back on  one of those "I can't believe people can possibly get any stupider." days--kind of like November 4, 2020.

Though in this one I'm not sure to whom the coveted "Moron of the Year" award (the "Dummies") should go--the nitwit that sprayed her hair with contact cement, or the idiots in the hospital that doused her head in acetone...

[Joe Breaux]

5 hours ago, cliffyk said:

I heard that too--it was just a whiie back on  one of those "I can't believe people can possibly get any stupider." days--kind of like November 4, 2020.

Though in this one I'm not sure to whom the coveted "Moron of the Year" award (the "Dummies") should go--the nitwit that sprayed her hair with contact cement, or the idiots in the hospital that doused her head in acetone...

I give it to the jury thats gonna award her $5 Million from the manufacturer for not putting warning on label... DO NOT USE ON HUMAN HAIR.. or equine weaves .....next to the warning that says .... DO NOT EAT 

[Travis]

starter acted up again today some. Hmmmmmm gremlins,

sure makes me think it's electrical as when it does, it does it for several start cycles.

[T-boss 410]

Shoulda bought a Massimo 😉

[T-boss 410]

4 hours ago, Joe Breaux said:

I give it to the jury thats gonna award her $5 Million from the manufacturer for not putting warning on label... DO NOT USE ON HUMAN HAIR.. or equine weaves .....next to the warning that says .... DO NOT EAT 

Who was it that said that you can't fix stupid? Well then,  I guess we can just award them, huh?

[Travis]

12 minutes ago, T-boss 410 said:

Shoulda bought a Massimo 😉

nahhh ahh ahhh,,, it took 20 years for this to act up, not 20 minutes....

 

[Joe Breaux]

1 hour ago, T-boss 410 said:

Shoulda bought a Massimo 😉

BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA     roflmao

[T-boss 410]

5 minutes ago, Joe Breaux said:

BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA     roflmao

I thought you would appreciate that!

[Travis]

Well, i blame T-BOSS for it acting up today since he didn't show up with the duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T GET GOOD HELP ANYMORE!!!

[Joe Breaux]

As everyone here knows, I have no problem bashing Massimo for its poor quality and dismal service and warrenty , but I can say it does start everytime.. but its not 20 yrs old ,its only 3 .. still, that was funny 

[Joe Breaux]

1 minute ago, Travis said:

Well, i blame T-BOSS for it acting up today since he didn't show up with the duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T GET GOOD HELP ANYMORE!!!

AINT ITTHE TRUTH?   I am On my way.... will GORILLA tape do?  

[Travis]

1 minute ago, Joe Breaux said:

AINT ITTHE TRUTH?   I am On my way.... will GORILLA tape do?  

GORILLA TAPE IS PLENTY GOOD!!!

[Joe Breaux]

just let me finish my beer.... lol

[Travis]

27 minutes ago, Joe Breaux said:

just let me finish my beer.... lol

I'll send an Uber for ya

[T-boss 410]

Hey, I apologize. Seems someone bought up all the tape because they sold out of the Gorilla Glue. I guess there's a baldy convention in town and they heard about the idiot that tried to glue her hair on. 

[cliffyk]

1 hour ago, T-boss 410 said:

Hey, I apologize. Seems someone bought up all the tape because they sold out of the Gorilla Glue. I guess there's a baldy convention in town and they heard about the idiot that tried to glue her hair on. 

That^^^ would have perhaps  made some sense--the dipshit used it because she ran out of hairspray.

[T-boss 410]

Well if it ain't included in the disclaimer, the company better be prepared for a lawsuit. Easy money nowadays. 

I laugh each time I see a commercial for a  drug. They begin the list of side effects with "don't take this if you're allergic to it".

As a friend said to me "common sense isn't common, or everyone would have it". No more truer statement for the times we live in. 

[cliffyk]

3 minutes ago, T-boss 410 said:

Well if it ain't included in the disclaimer, the company better be prepared for a lawsuit. Easy money nowadays. 

I laugh each time I see a commercial for a  drug. They begin the list of side effects with "don't take this if you're allergic to it".

As a friend said to me "common sense isn't common, or everyone would have it". No more truer statement for the times we live in. 

That's one of my daily chuckles too, along with the list of possible side effects ( sometimes including death,  which I have a hard time  classifying as a "side effect") that are worse than the ailment the drug is supposed to help.

[Travis]

6 hours ago, T-boss 410 said:

Well if it ain't included in the disclaimer, the company better be prepared for a lawsuit. Easy money nowadays. 

I laugh each time I see a commercial for a  drug. They begin the list of side effects with "don't take this if you're allergic to it".

As a friend said to me "common sense isn't common, or everyone would have it". No more truer statement for the times we live in. 

George Carlin said," Realize 50% of the people in this country are stupid, then realize half of them are stupider than that"